Tension and Tenacity

waffleguppies:

K, who as I may have mentioned several hundred times basically has the best ideas, asked for something along the lines of a Portal/Jane Austen AU for Christmas.

I’m a very slow writer.

I also quickly discovered that I can’t write like Jane Austen. Plus, I tried to historypick this as much as I could, but if I’ve screwed up I’d rather know about it, especially as I might even manage to write the other half of this at some point.

Also thanks to Sunny for the awesome title idea. IT IS PERFECT.

Tension and Tenacity

The dining-room was very big, very ornate, and very empty. As with everywhere else in the rest of the house, its colours were faded white, cold marble and moulded plaster, with a touch of scarlet napery here and there among the polished silverware on the long table.

It was a very long table. The newly-wedded Mr. and Mrs. Pendleton had each taken one of the only two place-settings, one at each extreme end of it, and there was at least twenty feet of dead space between them. A fraught sort of silence presided over the scene, cold and somewhat shell-shocked on one side, nervous and frustrated on the other.

There they sat, stranded at opposite ends of the long table, unspoken opponents in a helpless kind of entrenched cold war.

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Erin, you bloody genius, you.


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    Oh my god you pulled...19th century domestic drama. HOW??
  6. leaper182 said: Holy FREAKING GOD, HOW DID YOU DO THIS? YOU PUT WHEATLEY IN THE CHASSIS. HE AND CHELL ARE ALREADY MARRIED. OMG, *IS* THERE GOING TO BE A HAPPY ENDING? (So, wait, is GlaDOS Wheatley’s mother? Or some kind of advisor? And what’s with Chell’s mom?) MORE
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    finished reading Jane Austen...book. brb reading
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    really “place” them...walls. The descriptions are
  11. disasterscenario said: HOLY BALLS. WHY ARE YOU TWO SO PERFECT WITH YOUR WRITING THINGAMAGIGGERS Seriously the description of the house is brilliant and those scenes at the table between the two of them— HNNG. Man I admire you guys so much…. NEVER STOP KTHXBYE
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    absolutely loved...Can, if my translation
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