❝ They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, which just goes to show they’re as confused about anatomy as they gen’rally are about everything else, unless they’re talking about instructions on how to stab him, in which case a better way is up and under the ribcage. ❞
Nanny Ogg (Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook, Terry Pratchett)

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